"Know-it-all Zell to the rescue again, baby!"

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind up in HERE, up in here
Y'all gon' make me go all out up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL up in HERE, up in here
Y'all gon' make me lose my cool up in here, up in here


Zell is probably one of the most disliked FF main characters *ever*. I mean, he's up there with the likes of Aeris (who many girls dispise), Cait Sith (I used to be one of those), and Quina (I *like* Quina!). So why does everyone hate the guts out of Zell? Is it because he tends to be a bit of a loudmouth? Because he goes off on everyone and flips out over any old thing? Is it cause he can be really stupid, but in other ways he's really smart?

I find all those traits endearing! I *love* Zell!! He's *cool*! And he's not a chicken-wuss! First of all, you gotta love his tattoo. That thing is pretty cool. Second of all, he can do a back handspring. How cool is that? Next, you can never accuse of him of having no emotions. *cough* Squall. *cough* Plus, he has pretty nifty hair. ...Now if only we could change his M.C Hammer wanna-be clothes. >.<;;

Anyway, like I said, I'm a Zell fan. Even if he doesn't like Irvine. ...And even if he is a *little* obsessive with the hot dogs. It's still cute tho ^^

His Words

"Irvine Kinneas.....loser."
"Pu-lease! Blow it out your rear!"
"SAY WHAT!?
"Instructor, I know! You're gonna take this stupid idiot back to Garden, right!?"
"I, I'm worried about Balamb Garden. If anything happens to Garden, it's all my fault. I'm the one who said we were all from Garden..."
"Why can't it be ME!? Because I'm a Chicken-wuss!? ...Then...let me prove it to you! I'm a SeeD, just like you ARE!"
"Yeah, and that Ultimecia! We can't let that sorceress from the future mess up our world! Let's go kick her ass! We're SeeDs! We're here to destroy the sorceress, right!!!?"
His Pictures
Okie, here are a few Zell piccys, mostly from the game. One is from Smoochies. (Thank goodness for that site!!)

A thumbs up, and a wink, baby

Got milk?

Zell's mad...

Hurry Up, Squall!

Ready to show off some cool moves

Ready to throw a punch


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